fffcuk:

I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and id probably still not do my homework

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thefunerarydirgeofaviolinist:

*Casually scrolls past hardcore anal fisting porn gif while mom is on the other side of the room talking to me about important things*

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occultopuss:

I’m laughing so hard omfg

Perfect.

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fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

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stilinskidereks:

when you want to say something and keep getting interupted but then the conversation turns to a different topic

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